Silly Rumor

To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: Silly Rumor

Dear Handsome Comrad,

There's this cRaZy rumor going around that the Obama administration set up an e-mail address and asked people to forward private e-mails to the White House. This seems fishy to me because that sure seems illegal. The President obviously wouldn't ask people to send him the e-mail addresses of those whom oppose him. Someone with such sweet pecks would never do something like that.

xoxo,
Rocking-out in Riverside