Sunday, August 9, 2009

Here's the thing about my ball sack

To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: Here's the thing about my ball sack

Dear Health Master,

So here's the thing...When I urinate, it doesn't shoot out of my wiener like it's suppose to, it just pools in my ball sack. My dad (whom I have mentioned (the a**hole)) said that if the healthcare bill passed, I would be forced to have this problem corrected. Is this true? Because the thing is...I enjoy it. It's part of whom I am. Please send help.

xoxo,
Waterlogged in Washington

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