Saturday, August 8, 2009

My Dad the A**hole

To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: My Dad the A**hole

Dear Government Man,

You're NOT going to BELIEVE this!! Yesterday my dad (the a**hole) said he didn't want Obama's healthcare plan to pass. He said England and Canada's healthcare is worse than ours. This seems really fishy to me. Will you please come to our house and inject him with sh*t or something? Please send help.

xoxo,
Soon-to-be-orphaned in Seattle

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