Saturday, August 8, 2009

My Neighbor the baby killer

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To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: My Neighbor the Baby Killer

Dear Internet Man,

I was having a private conversation with my neighbor and he was telling me about a website that has fishy rumors about healthcare. Here is the website. My neighbor's name is Walter Henson and he lives at 4354 Wiener Wart Blvd. Anderson, IN 46011. He usually bowls on Wednesday nights from 7-10pm if you'd like to search his home or anything. Please send help.

xoxo,
Concerned in Connersville

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