Fishing E-mail

To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: Fishing e-mail

To Whom it May Concern,

I recieved a fishing e-mail from Bob's Pro Shop yesterday and it seemed like the kind of thing Obama might want to have a look at. Here it is:

"To: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com
From: zanyjim@bobproshop.com

Dear customer,

Starting this weekend we are having our annual fishing supplies sale. You will recieve 10% off any purchases over $50, 20% off any purchases over $100, and 30% OFF PURCHASES OVER $200!! Don't miss out!!"

Please pass this along to President Obama and let me know what he thinks. Also tell him that I dig his pecks. Please send help.

xoxo,
Scared as hell in Sacremento