To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com
Subject: Obama tits included in coverage?
Dear Truth Brigade,
I was having a casual conversation with my friend's aunt (whom I suspect to be a secret Republic black-ops operative) and the damned scarlet women told me some things that I know are damned lies. She said that the healthcare bill won't include coverage for getting peck implants so thats I can have titties like Obama has. I am very covetous of Obama's neat pecks, so this rumor makes me very distraught. Please send help.
xoxo,
Peckless in Peoria
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