OH SH*T!!

To: flag@whitehouse.gov
From: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Subject: OH SH*T!!

Dear Precedent Obama,

I received a fishy e-mail earlier that had some troubling rumors about the health care bill. Here it is:

"From: luv2huvrnd@gmail.com
To: gnarlymeerkat@yahoo.com

Dear Chauncey,

I went to the doctor today to get medicine. He's a nice man. Make sure to wash your penis, it's starting to smell bad.

Love, Grandma"

Tell Obama that I'm suspicious of this e-mail because my penis has a decidedly neutral smell. Please send help.

xoxo,
Outraged in Ontario